- "It really hurts when I pee."
- "My sinuses sting — I think the fumes from my meth lab are getting to me."
- "Can you write me a prescription for ketamine? I'm going to a rave this weekend."
- "Are you familiar with Excitotoxicity? It's my favorite Def Leppard album."
- "I'm in a wheel chair because of a freak mosh pit accident at a Neil Diamond concert."
The last time I did something like this, I had fun. Hopefully today will bring a few laughs.
I love keeping med students on their toes.