Check out what we found on our way to pick up dinner:
That would be a Chevy sedan, parked across three handicap parking spaces. No one was waiting in the car, the hazards weren't blinking, the engine wasn't running... it was just parked. In the van accessible spot. In front of Darque Tan.
While Marney picked up dinner, I kept an eye on the Chevy. Seven minutes went by.
Before we left, I asked Marney to take a picture of the car. As soon as she took the camera out, two Darque Tan employees (one man, one woman, both slutty-looking) bolted out of the store. The following exchange took place;
slutty girl, “Hey!”
Marney looks up.
slutty boy, “We are unloading inventory. We’re just unloading inventory.”
Marney, “We have a handicapped van and you are parked in handicapped parking.”
slutty boy, “We were just unloading inventory. I’ll move the car. You can erase that photo.”
Inventory? Do you have a duffle bag full of UV light in your trunk?
South Dakota's 48X 160 — the skeeziest Darque Tan delivery man in the upper Mid-West.