...Which is why I decided to break my eye socket in three places. You'd think two would have been enough. I was just showing off. Want to see what a broken eye socket looks like up close?
Look at that! Wow!! Can you believe that? My sideburns are out of control!
Oh, it seems I've also demolished my face.
Here's another view of my beautiful baby blues.
Uhh, I mean bloodshot reds.
My modeling career is over before it began. Fortunately, most people don't mind if their web designer looks kinda like Joseph Merrick.